喜剧家与讽刺家

“It's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice.”

“这不过是一次旅程。我们随时可以改变它。这只是一个选择。”

“Come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health, and laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself.”

“来看看这个心理健康持续下降的瘦小子吧，看他试图给你他自己都无法给予自己的东西，然后笑。”

“We think too much and feel too little.”

“我们想得太多，感受得太少。”

“You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.”

“你不能做那个站在水滑梯顶端犹豫不决的孩子。你得滑下去。”

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”

“这句话可以刻在我的墓碑上：无论她去哪里，包括这里，都是违背她自己的判断的。”

“Il faut cultiver notre jardin.”

“我们必须耕种自己的花园。”

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

“我拒绝加入任何愿意接纳我为会员的俱乐部。”

“I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.”

“我相信婚姻这个制度，我打算一直尝试到做对为止。”

“The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is.”

“"应该怎样"从来就不存在，但人们一直试图达到那个标准。没有"应该怎样"，只有现实。”

“You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.”

“你只被赋予了一点点疯狂的火花。你千万不能失去它。”

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”

“旅行是偏见、偏执和狭隘的致命克星。”

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”

“我以前吸毒。我现在还吸，但我以前也吸。”

“Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.”

“讽刺是一种镜子，旁观者通常在其中看到每个人的脸，除了自己的。”

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“你有没有注意到，开车比你慢的都是白痴，比你快的都是疯子？”

“It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore.”

“过去，每个人有权拥有自己的观点，但无权拥有自己的事实。但现在已经不是这样了。”